Nut Cracker: Punch dialogues

MINDBLOWING: Some Punch Dialogues in English

1) You can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get your death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze you will say HUTCH

3 ) U can become an engineer if u study in engineering college.

 You cannot become a president if u studies in Presidency College

4 ) You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ...

 You cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a 
software engineer cannot become a soft

6 ) You can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup 

Last but not least……..

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but you cannot find mother in motherboard.