Joke......

The oldest Animal in the world is ???

ZEBRA !!!!

How???

It's Black & White ....... :-D

Laluji's joke.....

Lalu goes to USA to learn English,

After a month......

Obama - ye sasura kabhi nahi seek paayega......

A Conversation between god n girl.....

Girl: Make a road from India to USA ...

God: It's very tough, ask something else.....

Girl: Make boys to love only one girl...

God: Do you want single or double road to USA ?????

LKG TERROR !!!!!!!

guy1: Macha, naa romba upseta iruken...

guy2: yenda, veetla ethavadhu problema ????

guy1: illeda, nethu slate vaanga spencer poirundhen anga oru semma figure sumaar ondra vayasu, avanga amma madiyila paduthu vaayile veralu vechetu yenna paathu oru lukku vitta paaru, iyo !!!! Naan rendu naala ceralac kooda saapidlaye da.......

y does Man Mohan Singh go for a walk in evening ?????
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Coz he's PM not AM ....... :-D

- Utho, raath ke 2 baje he...

- ithni raath ko Q uttaya ???

- Aapne neendh ki goli nahi li !!!!!!!

How to make Santa laugh on saturday ??????
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A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday ..... :-D