Deadly PJ's

Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Its because....

Monday is a Weak Day....
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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?

Ans: On Television....
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A FANTASTIC PJ:
Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
 

Ans: He'll ask:
"Where is Pop Corn?"

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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
 

Ans: It means....
Cartoon Network for Business Community !!

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Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
 

Ans: Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
& saying.....
"P - YAAR"

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Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?

Ans: Wear a T-SHIRT.


Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
 

Ans: Group discussion when he is alone.

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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?

ANS: Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....

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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
 

Ans: MARUTI 800!!!

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Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
Why?
 

Ans: Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'

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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
 

Ans: Kol-Kata.....

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Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother's Grandmother
i.e. Great Grandmother.
What did he name the bank?
 

Ans: "I CHI I CHI I" Bank.

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Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega?
 

Ans: Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai, Maine suna hai....

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Bear this PJ !!
Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
 

Simple!

Ans: The Latter is Vaccinated...!!

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Q: Why does the BAA of "Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi" never die?


Ans: Coz God Never Dies....
 

Confused?
 

BAA 'KHUDA' TUMHI HO!

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Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
 

Ans: MOTHER-BOARD!

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Q: Why did the Tightrope Walker visit the ATM?


Ans: To check his balance....

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UNBEATABLE PJ:

Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??


ANS: HOLI.
 

How?

Coz....
He Keeps Saying...
"Holi CUB hai,
CUB hai Holi...."