1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your own sister"
2. Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone ? Santa: It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle.
3. Innocent kid handling his breakup ... Main tumhe bhulne ki bahut koshish karta hun, par kya karun mummmy roj BAADAAM khila deti hai. Aur muje tumhaari YAAD fir see aa jaati hai
4. Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment.. . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..
5. Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut. Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once
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Santa Once More !!!!!
Santa Singh, who had recently arrived in the US, wanted to earn some money. He decided to become a 'handy-man' and started looking for some work in an up market locality nearby.
He noticed that a beautiful bungalow belonged to an Indian family. He went there and asked the owner, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" the owner asked.
Santa responded, "How about $ 20?"
The owner said "Fine, there's a can of brown paint and brushes in the garage."
The owner's wife, inside the house, overhearing the conversation asked her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all around the house? That's a whole day's job."
The man replied, "He should; he was standing on it. Plus, he's an enterprising Sardar. Do you think he's dumb?"
"No, I don't think so. I guess I'm just influenced by those stupid Sardar e-mail jokes we keep receiving."
A short time later, Santa came to the door and asked for $ 20.
"You've finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," he replied, "and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the money and handed it to him.
"And by the way," Santa Singh added, "it's not a Porch, it's a BMW..."
He noticed that a beautiful bungalow belonged to an Indian family. He went there and asked the owner, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" the owner asked.
Santa responded, "How about $ 20?"
The owner said "Fine, there's a can of brown paint and brushes in the garage."
The owner's wife, inside the house, overhearing the conversation asked her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all around the house? That's a whole day's job."
The man replied, "He should; he was standing on it. Plus, he's an enterprising Sardar. Do you think he's dumb?"
"No, I don't think so. I guess I'm just influenced by those stupid Sardar e-mail jokes we keep receiving."
A short time later, Santa came to the door and asked for $ 20.
"You've finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," he replied, "and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the money and handed it to him.
"And by the way," Santa Singh added, "it's not a Porch, it's a BMW..."
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