The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened   in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.

  Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

 There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

 There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular  floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down

 except to exit the building!

 So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

 On the first floor the sign board on the door reads:

 Floor 1    - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

 On the second floor, sign board reads: 

 Floor 2    - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

 The third floor sign board reads:

 Floor 3    - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are

 extremely good looking.

 "   Wow   ," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

 She goes to the fourth floor and sign board reads:

 Floor 4    - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead

 good looking and help with the housework.

 "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

 Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign board reads:

 Floor 5    - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead

 gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

 She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign board reads:

 Floor 6   - You are visitor 96,893,299   to this floor. There are no men on

 this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to

 please.

 Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit

 the building, and have a nice day!