Horrible PJ's (Pls Dont blame me)

EK  aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" bulate hain... kyun???
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Ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hota hai!




what is PJ???























phaltu joke..





















what is P+iJ ???





















complex phaltu joke...
























why dont we laugh on a it???

























coz the joke part is imaginary!!!







Whats the opposite of Real??






























Its COCONUT....
































Y....Socho...???


































Becuase it is 'Na-Real'  


i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president....why
scroll down for answer
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coz he is mr . a.P.J.abdul kalam

what is the vector form of sridevi????
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ANS : - TABU!!!!

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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call
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Ring De Basanti :))


A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the doctor... how??






...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!





three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.

Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????



COZ the song is HIT......

Grandma in Court

Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they
aren't  prepared for the answer!

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.    He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a  big disappointment to me.. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate  people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a  big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will  amount to anything more than a two-bit paper
pusher. Yes, I know  you.."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a  drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone  and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to  mention he cheated on his wife with three different
women. One of  them was your wife. ..Yes I know him."   

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet  voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me,  I'll send you to jail for contempt of court !!!

Deadly PJ's

Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Its because....

Monday is a Weak Day....
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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?

Ans: On Television....
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A FANTASTIC PJ:
Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
 

Ans: He'll ask:
"Where is Pop Corn?"

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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
 

Ans: It means....
Cartoon Network for Business Community !!

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Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
 

Ans: Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
& saying.....
"P - YAAR"

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Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?

Ans: Wear a T-SHIRT.


Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
 

Ans: Group discussion when he is alone.

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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?

ANS: Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....

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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
 

Ans: MARUTI 800!!!

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Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
Why?
 

Ans: Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'

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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
 

Ans: Kol-Kata.....

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Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother's Grandmother
i.e. Great Grandmother.
What did he name the bank?
 

Ans: "I CHI I CHI I" Bank.

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Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega?
 

Ans: Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai, Maine suna hai....

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Bear this PJ !!
Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
 

Simple!

Ans: The Latter is Vaccinated...!!

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Q: Why does the BAA of "Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi" never die?


Ans: Coz God Never Dies....
 

Confused?
 

BAA 'KHUDA' TUMHI HO!

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Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
 

Ans: MOTHER-BOARD!

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Q: Why did the Tightrope Walker visit the ATM?


Ans: To check his balance....

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UNBEATABLE PJ:

Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??


ANS: HOLI.
 

How?

Coz....
He Keeps Saying...
"Holi CUB hai,
CUB hai Holi...."