20 one liners...

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
 
 
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
 
 
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
 
 
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
 
 
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
 
 
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
 
 
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
 
 
8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
 
 
9. True friends stab you in the front.
 
 
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
 
 
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
 
 
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
 
 
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
 
 
14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
 
 
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
 
 
16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
 
 
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
 
 
18... Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
 
 
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
 
 
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..............

Universal Law Of Love:

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer >From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "


First Law Of Love:
" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break The Legs Of The Boy. "


Second Law Of Love:
" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balance. "


Third Law Of Love:
" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."

Heart breaking - Mother's love

Heart breaking - Mother's love .... It's really good one

Baby Monkey hit by bike at Jaipur (India) and mother monkey...... .?  
Go on..... to realise the WORTH and VALUE and her Unconditional love for her own children.

 Nothing in this world is better than a Mother...?

God cannot reach everywhere...So he created Mothers on the Earth!!!

MOTHER IS GOD'S Best GIFT.....

Now on to a simple, yet very expressive snap!!!!!

 

Deadly PJ's

Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Its because....

Monday is a Weak Day....
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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?

Ans: On Television....
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A FANTASTIC PJ:
Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
 

Ans: He'll ask:
"Where is Pop Corn?"

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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
 

Ans: It means....
Cartoon Network for Business Community !!

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Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
 

Ans: Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
& saying.....
"P - YAAR"

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Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?

Ans: Wear a T-SHIRT.


Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
 

Ans: Group discussion when he is alone.

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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?

ANS: Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....

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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
 

Ans: MARUTI 800!!!

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Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
Why?
 

Ans: Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'

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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
 

Ans: Kol-Kata.....

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Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother's Grandmother
i.e. Great Grandmother.
What did he name the bank?
 

Ans: "I CHI I CHI I" Bank.

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Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega?
 

Ans: Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai, Maine suna hai....

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Bear this PJ !!
Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
 

Simple!

Ans: The Latter is Vaccinated...!!

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Q: Why does the BAA of "Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi" never die?


Ans: Coz God Never Dies....
 

Confused?
 

BAA 'KHUDA' TUMHI HO!

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Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
 

Ans: MOTHER-BOARD!

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Q: Why did the Tightrope Walker visit the ATM?


Ans: To check his balance....

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UNBEATABLE PJ:

Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??


ANS: HOLI.
 

How?

Coz....
He Keeps Saying...
"Holi CUB hai,
CUB hai Holi...."